Burger Babes​.​.​.​FROM OUTER SPACE!

by Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol

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nusuth
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nusuth new favorite best little band from Texas!
half_evil
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half_evil Its a good Album. Its a really good Album. Serpentine and Babyman are especially good, because of the melody and smashing rythm section! Way to go, Burger Patrol. Favorite track: Serpentine.
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zombiejoe Another killer release from this amazing band! Every release has been equally great and I'd re-buy all of it if it were released physically!! (hint, hint) Favorite track: Burger Babes...FROM OUTER SPACE!.
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Mug It's burger time, baby!
Bucky
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Bucky Untuck your bibs and fill your mugs as the Burger Patrol is back with another beard full of greasy riffs, spastic energy and caloric groove. The keto approved fuzz is fatter than your uncle Bert, and can still beat your ass in a bar brawl.
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1.
Death Wagon 02:55
Earthbound, southbound bend Re-entry killed my friends Trajectory of death I think it's for the best The crackling skin in flames I never knew my name engulf my shrapnel grave Disintegrate my brains The captain's head a skull His face smeared on the hull I try to operate The casket of our fate The capsule squeezes limbs Until my eyesight dims And all my organs melt It's the best I've ever felt Feed me to the death wagon
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Burger babes from outer space, they're cold blooded They're here for love, they're here for a taste They want to find a mate The frantic man-boys, fan-boys, greased-up monkeys take the bait They float on down from beams of light to kiss the human race Right on the lips Those curves. Those hips. I've lost control. They will evaporate you all. Burger babes from outer space, you don't want em' They hear that Earth's a popular place They want to populate They got a ray gun stun gun weapon that can mutilate But I was oh so sure they came here just for the embrace Right on the lips Those curves. Those hips. I've lost control. They will evaporate you all.
3.
Swallowing pride, sister militia is secretly rushing Out of your sight, out of your mind Of your cat calls and touching Too much too much too much too much She tries to be something And put it all on the line, all on the line, all or nothing Sister, sister militia Oh how, oh how I've missed ya Blame me, but I still wished ya Would save me, sister militia Holding the trench, nothing but stench Fills the air that she's hunting Too many pricks, thinking they're slick With they're grunting and lusting She picks them off night after night, her bayonet thrusting And dumps your guts on the line, praying the rats are not coming Sister, sister militia Oh how, oh how I've missed ya Blame me, but I still wished ya Would save me, sister militia Run it.
4.
Serpentine 03:41
I think you're lovely, but I think it's the same deceit I chose to break my back to spark curiosity I know you keep a blade in the folds of both your knees The sky's the limit, but you're drowning beneath the sea Please, spare me from your killing spree Please don't do your worst to me All I've got's one mouth to feed Warm blooded serpentine I think you're lovely but you give me the urge to sneeze I am attracted to the snot and the birds and bees I see you have a blade in the pits of both your fists The sky's the limit and I know that you can't resist Please, spare me from your killing spree Please don't do your worst to me All I've got's one mouth to feed Warm blooded serpentine
5.
Baby Man 03:43
I've got baby brain I don't want to change nothing at all Can't it stay the same? I don't wanna change nothing at all Wake up, baby man Don't you wanna change anything at all? Come on, man! We just want the best for you Don't wake baby brain You know he's always tired Keep the noise down It can't stay the same You know you are the only one who's holding you down? Wake up, baby man Wake up, you're not the only one Baby man I know, baby man I know we're not the only ones Baby man, I know
6.
Boosin' 03:21
Caboosin' that gravy train Til it smothers my deep-fried brain Steam screams from the Beeftown Heavy I'm cocked back sipping ice cold bevies He burps "Hey man, I've got a deal for y'all" Goop drips from his dead eyeballs "I'll give ya boo koo buck to do your thing But god damn will it fucking sting" Do it Break it Make it No choice but to fake it Run Yuck mouthin' around that train With my freshly strapped ball and chain The contract said it'd have a lock and key Well instead I've got welded knees I said "Hey man, this isn't what we thought" "Too bad, cause it's what I bought" So I retracted with a manic grin And waved with a Mickey Finn I'm jumping this fucking train (x4) Cause I'm so sick and tired of caboosin' Always grabbing my tail, you're caboosin' Always wasting my time, you're caboosin' Always holding me down, you're caboosin' So many times, so many times
7.
Dr.Destructo 03:11
Dr. Destructo, what's the prescription that'll help me? I hope it thins my blood, I hope it makes my nose and gums bleed Dr. Destructo, please can you stick me with the IV? If it were up to me, I wouldn't even have a heartbeat Dr. Destructo, I'm pretty sure I have the cancer My mother told me so, I hoped that you might have the answer Dr. Destructo, the anesthetic must be empty I feel the septic shock, I feel my mind becoming blurry I told Dr. Destructo let go Please let me go You see, I'm just a deadly disease Please let me go (3X)
8.
The Worm 06:10
I stand before the device And told myself I'd try this time A thousand years under ice Is the price we pay for grease and grime At birth the larvae submerged I grew up as they fed and purged Their mucus branded the code On the inside of my hollow bones And i never knew what it said I stood before the device And gave myself to death this time The machine twitched so precise As it vomited genetic slime And laid it's eggs in my head Here comes the worm He is the voice that makes my mouth go dry He makes me eat He makes me sleep so long I don't know why Here comes the worm He runs the gears that make my brain comply I am the worm

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released October 9, 2020

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Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol Austin, Texas

Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol taps into a "genus" of rock styles in an age where overtly computerized music has sucked out the raw euphony of rock and roll aggression.

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