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Death Wagon
02:55
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Earthbound, southbound bend
Re-entry killed my friends
Trajectory of death
I think it's for the best
The crackling skin in flames
I never knew my name
engulf my shrapnel grave
Disintegrate my brains
The captain's head a skull
His face smeared on the hull
I try to operate
The casket of our fate
The capsule squeezes limbs
Until my eyesight dims
And all my organs melt
It's the best I've ever felt
Feed me to the death wagon
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Burger babes from outer space, they're cold blooded
They're here for love, they're here for a taste
They want to find a mate
The frantic man-boys, fan-boys, greased-up monkeys take the bait
They float on down from beams of light to kiss the human race
Right on the lips
Those curves. Those hips. I've lost control.
They will evaporate you all.
Burger babes from outer space, you don't want em'
They hear that Earth's a popular place
They want to populate
They got a ray gun stun gun weapon that can mutilate
But I was oh so sure they came here just for the embrace
Right on the lips
Those curves. Those hips. I've lost control.
They will evaporate you all.
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Sister Militia
03:58
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Swallowing pride, sister militia is secretly rushing
Out of your sight, out of your mind
Of your cat calls and touching
Too much too much too much too much
She tries to be something
And put it all on the line, all on the line, all or nothing
Sister, sister militia
Oh how, oh how I've missed ya
Blame me, but I still wished ya
Would save me, sister militia
Holding the trench, nothing but stench
Fills the air that she's hunting
Too many pricks, thinking they're slick
With they're grunting and lusting
She picks them off night after night, her bayonet thrusting
And dumps your guts on the line, praying the rats are not coming
Sister, sister militia
Oh how, oh how I've missed ya
Blame me, but I still wished ya
Would save me, sister militia
Run it.
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Serpentine
03:41
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I think you're lovely, but I think it's the same deceit
I chose to break my back to spark curiosity
I know you keep a blade in the folds of both your knees
The sky's the limit, but you're drowning beneath the sea
Please, spare me from your killing spree
Please don't do your worst to me
All I've got's one mouth to feed
Warm blooded serpentine
I think you're lovely but you give me the urge to sneeze
I am attracted to the snot and the birds and bees
I see you have a blade in the pits of both your fists
The sky's the limit and I know that you can't resist
Please, spare me from your killing spree
Please don't do your worst to me
All I've got's one mouth to feed
Warm blooded serpentine
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Baby Man
03:43
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I've got baby brain
I don't want to change nothing at all
Can't it stay the same?
I don't wanna change nothing at all
Wake up, baby man
Don't you wanna change anything at all?
Come on, man!
We just want the best for you
Don't wake baby brain
You know he's always tired
Keep the noise down
It can't stay the same
You know you are the only one who's holding you down?
Wake up, baby man
Wake up, you're not the only one
Baby man
I know, baby man
I know we're not the only ones
Baby man, I know
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Boosin'
03:21
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Caboosin' that gravy train
Til it smothers my deep-fried brain
Steam screams from the Beeftown Heavy
I'm cocked back sipping ice cold bevies
He burps "Hey man, I've got a deal for y'all"
Goop drips from his dead eyeballs
"I'll give ya boo koo buck to do your thing
But god damn will it fucking sting"
Do it
Break it
Make it
No choice but to fake it
Run
Yuck mouthin' around that train
With my freshly strapped ball and chain
The contract said it'd have a lock and key
Well instead I've got welded knees
I said "Hey man, this isn't what we thought"
"Too bad, cause it's what I bought"
So I retracted with a manic grin
And waved with a Mickey Finn
I'm jumping this fucking train (x4)
Cause I'm so sick and tired of caboosin'
Always grabbing my tail, you're caboosin'
Always wasting my time, you're caboosin'
Always holding me down, you're caboosin'
So many times, so many times
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Dr.Destructo
03:11
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Dr. Destructo, what's the prescription that'll help me?
I hope it thins my blood, I hope it makes my nose and gums bleed
Dr. Destructo, please can you stick me with the IV?
If it were up to me, I wouldn't even have a heartbeat
Dr. Destructo, I'm pretty sure I have the cancer
My mother told me so, I hoped that you might have the answer
Dr. Destructo, the anesthetic must be empty
I feel the septic shock, I feel my mind becoming blurry
I told Dr. Destructo let go
Please let me go
You see, I'm just a deadly disease
Please let me go
(3X)
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The Worm
06:10
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I stand before the device
And told myself I'd try this time
A thousand years under ice
Is the price we pay for grease and grime
At birth the larvae submerged
I grew up as they fed and purged
Their mucus branded the code
On the inside of my hollow bones
And i never knew what it said
I stood before the device
And gave myself to death this time
The machine twitched so precise
As it vomited genetic slime
And laid it's eggs in my head
Here comes the worm
He is the voice that makes my mouth go dry
He makes me eat
He makes me sleep so long I don't know why
Here comes the worm
He runs the gears that make my brain comply
I am the worm
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Doom Wop trio from Austin, TX.
Big Dumb Riffs at your service.
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